The vending machine game!
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Re: The vending machine game!
You receive nothing, but the vending machine starts to emit a very distinct BO.
I toss some scented candles in there.
I toss some scented candles in there.
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The vending machine ignites and spits flames out at you before putting itself out. So, you get flames. That's it.
*puts a small child in the vending machine*
*puts a small child in the vending machine*
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The child climbs back out with a pair of underwear on his head, screeching to the heavens about the coming panty apocalypse.
*throws the rest of this organic scone into the never satiated vending machine*
*throws the rest of this organic scone into the never satiated vending machine*
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You get back a "Thanks for Recycling" sticker.
I guess I'll throw in my feet now... cause they hurt.
I guess I'll throw in my feet now... cause they hurt.
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*has a buttons fall into my arms* Oh, hello.
Well, back in you go. *deposits buttons back into the machine*
Well, back in you go. *deposits buttons back into the machine*
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You would put me back, Blu?! That cuts deep.
Ahem, anyways. You get a bottle of chocolate milk back.
*inserts a can of soup*
Ahem, anyways. You get a bottle of chocolate milk back.
*inserts a can of soup*
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Okay, this milk is worrying. XD
You get back a bowl of homemade chicken noodle soup with saltine crackers.
I put my empty juice box in the machine... >.>
You get back a bowl of homemade chicken noodle soup with saltine crackers.
I put my empty juice box in the machine... >.>
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You get back MORE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!
*puts hand sanitizer into the machine*
*puts hand sanitizer into the machine*
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You receive the 0.01% of the bacteria that the hand sanitizer failed to eliminate.
I insert a two-dollar bill into the machine.
I insert a two-dollar bill into the machine.
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You get back a (fake) 100 dollar bill! It's your lucky day! Don't spend it all in one place.
*inserts a latex glove*
*inserts a latex glove*
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You receive the amount of air necessary to produce the perfect glove balloon.
I insert a shard of glass.
I insert a shard of glass.
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You get back a shard of plastic...
*inserts a grimy old baseball cap*
*inserts a grimy old baseball cap*
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You get a baseball player. Is he cute?
I drop in a couple eggs.
I drop in a couple eggs.
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He isn't... he looks a little like a goblin.
You get out some empty eggshells!
*puts in an empty toilet paper roll*
You get out some empty eggshells!
*puts in an empty toilet paper roll*
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You receive an empty toilet bowl.
I pour in two litres of vodka, with a splash of grenadine.
I pour in two litres of vodka, with a splash of grenadine.
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You get back a virgin Sea Breeze!
*inserts Lucky Charms cereal*
*inserts Lucky Charms cereal*
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You get back a cluster of twigs.
*puts a doorknob in*
*puts a doorknob in*
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You receive an enormous chain of keys.
I cram twenty cardboard boxes into the vending machine.
I cram twenty cardboard boxes into the vending machine.
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You get back a $50 fine for littering.
I insert an I.O.U.
I insert an I.O.U.
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You get back a lovely essay on the mitochondrial theory of aging.
I insert a "Man in the Iron Mask" DVD.
I insert a "Man in the Iron Mask" DVD.





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You get back a strange old man in a creepy iron mask, who won't stop yelling "ehhhh, sonny?" at you.
*puts in an aspirin*
*puts in an aspirin*
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@buttons gets a limousine in Lisa Frank colors.
I will insert 2 penguin feathers and Gollum's Precioussssssss ring.
I will insert 2 penguin feathers and Gollum's Precioussssssss ring.
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You receive a polar bear with eerily glowing red eyes...
I toss in a pair of old shoes.
I toss in a pair of old shoes.
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You pull out a pair of new shoes... for clowns.
*puts in a sticky note*
*puts in a sticky note*