The vending machine game!

For all the fun and games!
User avatar
Blu
Super star
Super star
Posts: 3619
Joined: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:39 pm
AKA: This says something different when you're not looking
Dolling Style: Pixel
Avatar Base: https://www.deviantart.com/loulabeiie
Location: Rerouting

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by Blu » Tue May 05, 2015 10:46 pm

You receive nothing, but the vending machine starts to emit a very distinct BO.

I toss some scented candles in there.
Spoiler: show
ImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImage
we're all here
Image

User avatar
buttons
Super star
Super star
Posts: 1561
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:53 am
Dolling Style: Tool and Pixel
Avatar Base: hildegarna@dA
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by buttons » Wed May 06, 2015 7:39 pm

The vending machine ignites and spits flames out at you before putting itself out. So, you get flames. That's it.

*puts a small child in the vending machine*

User avatar
Blu
Super star
Super star
Posts: 3619
Joined: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:39 pm
AKA: This says something different when you're not looking
Dolling Style: Pixel
Avatar Base: https://www.deviantart.com/loulabeiie
Location: Rerouting

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by Blu » Wed May 06, 2015 8:23 pm

The child climbs back out with a pair of underwear on his head, screeching to the heavens about the coming panty apocalypse.

*throws the rest of this organic scone into the never satiated vending machine*
Spoiler: show
ImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImage
we're all here
Image

User avatar
buttons
Super star
Super star
Posts: 1561
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:53 am
Dolling Style: Tool and Pixel
Avatar Base: hildegarna@dA
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by buttons » Wed May 06, 2015 9:07 pm

You get back a "Thanks for Recycling" sticker.

I guess I'll throw in my feet now... cause they hurt.

User avatar
Blu
Super star
Super star
Posts: 3619
Joined: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:39 pm
AKA: This says something different when you're not looking
Dolling Style: Pixel
Avatar Base: https://www.deviantart.com/loulabeiie
Location: Rerouting

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by Blu » Thu May 07, 2015 12:44 am

*has a buttons fall into my arms* Oh, hello.

Well, back in you go. *deposits buttons back into the machine*
Spoiler: show
ImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImage
we're all here
Image

User avatar
buttons
Super star
Super star
Posts: 1561
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:53 am
Dolling Style: Tool and Pixel
Avatar Base: hildegarna@dA
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by buttons » Thu May 07, 2015 1:18 am

You would put me back, Blu?! That cuts deep.

Ahem, anyways. You get a bottle of chocolate milk back.

*inserts a can of soup*

User avatar
Blu
Super star
Super star
Posts: 3619
Joined: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:39 pm
AKA: This says something different when you're not looking
Dolling Style: Pixel
Avatar Base: https://www.deviantart.com/loulabeiie
Location: Rerouting

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by Blu » Thu May 07, 2015 3:51 pm

Okay, this milk is worrying. XD

You get back a bowl of homemade chicken noodle soup with saltine crackers.

I put my empty juice box in the machine... >.>
Spoiler: show
ImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImage
we're all here
Image

User avatar
buttons
Super star
Super star
Posts: 1561
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:53 am
Dolling Style: Tool and Pixel
Avatar Base: hildegarna@dA
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by buttons » Thu May 07, 2015 5:46 pm

You get back MORE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!

*puts hand sanitizer into the machine*

User avatar
Consonanta
Super star
Super star
Posts: 2262
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:38 pm
Dolling Style: Pixel
Avatar Base: Aerieyena
Formerly: Kiwi
Location: Arctic wasteland.
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by Consonanta » Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:23 am

You receive the 0.01% of the bacteria that the hand sanitizer failed to eliminate.

I insert a two-dollar bill into the machine.

User avatar
buttons
Super star
Super star
Posts: 1561
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:53 am
Dolling Style: Tool and Pixel
Avatar Base: hildegarna@dA
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by buttons » Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:49 pm

You get back a (fake) 100 dollar bill! It's your lucky day! Don't spend it all in one place.

*inserts a latex glove*

User avatar
Consonanta
Super star
Super star
Posts: 2262
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:38 pm
Dolling Style: Pixel
Avatar Base: Aerieyena
Formerly: Kiwi
Location: Arctic wasteland.
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by Consonanta » Sun Jul 05, 2015 7:57 am

You receive the amount of air necessary to produce the perfect glove balloon.

I insert a shard of glass.

User avatar
buttons
Super star
Super star
Posts: 1561
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:53 am
Dolling Style: Tool and Pixel
Avatar Base: hildegarna@dA
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by buttons » Thu Jul 09, 2015 2:00 pm

You get back a shard of plastic...

*inserts a grimy old baseball cap*

User avatar
Blu
Super star
Super star
Posts: 3619
Joined: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:39 pm
AKA: This says something different when you're not looking
Dolling Style: Pixel
Avatar Base: https://www.deviantart.com/loulabeiie
Location: Rerouting

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by Blu » Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:36 pm

You get a baseball player. Is he cute?

I drop in a couple eggs.
Spoiler: show
ImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImage
we're all here
Image

User avatar
buttons
Super star
Super star
Posts: 1561
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:53 am
Dolling Style: Tool and Pixel
Avatar Base: hildegarna@dA
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by buttons » Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:09 am

He isn't... he looks a little like a goblin.

You get out some empty eggshells!

*puts in an empty toilet paper roll*

User avatar
Consonanta
Super star
Super star
Posts: 2262
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:38 pm
Dolling Style: Pixel
Avatar Base: Aerieyena
Formerly: Kiwi
Location: Arctic wasteland.
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by Consonanta » Mon Jul 27, 2015 5:16 am

You receive an empty toilet bowl.

I pour in two litres of vodka, with a splash of grenadine.

User avatar
buttons
Super star
Super star
Posts: 1561
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:53 am
Dolling Style: Tool and Pixel
Avatar Base: hildegarna@dA
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by buttons » Mon Jul 27, 2015 2:00 pm

You get back a virgin Sea Breeze!

*inserts Lucky Charms cereal*

User avatar
Consonanta
Super star
Super star
Posts: 2262
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:38 pm
Dolling Style: Pixel
Avatar Base: Aerieyena
Formerly: Kiwi
Location: Arctic wasteland.
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by Consonanta » Tue Jul 28, 2015 8:16 am

You get diabetes.

I insert a cluster of pixels.

User avatar
buttons
Super star
Super star
Posts: 1561
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:53 am
Dolling Style: Tool and Pixel
Avatar Base: hildegarna@dA
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by buttons » Tue Jul 28, 2015 4:33 pm

You get back a cluster of twigs.

*puts a doorknob in*

User avatar
Consonanta
Super star
Super star
Posts: 2262
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:38 pm
Dolling Style: Pixel
Avatar Base: Aerieyena
Formerly: Kiwi
Location: Arctic wasteland.
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by Consonanta » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:01 pm

You receive an enormous chain of keys.

I cram twenty cardboard boxes into the vending machine.

User avatar
buttons
Super star
Super star
Posts: 1561
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:53 am
Dolling Style: Tool and Pixel
Avatar Base: hildegarna@dA
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by buttons » Wed Dec 09, 2015 3:22 pm

You get back a $50 fine for littering.

I insert an I.O.U.

User avatar
faeriepug
Supporting Role
Supporting Role
Posts: 109
Joined: Sun Oct 18, 2015 1:39 am
Dolling Style: Pixel
Avatar Base: http://www.wayuki.net/

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by faeriepug » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:22 am

You get back a lovely essay on the mitochondrial theory of aging.

I insert a "Man in the Iron Mask" DVD.
ImageImageImageImageImage

User avatar
buttons
Super star
Super star
Posts: 1561
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:53 am
Dolling Style: Tool and Pixel
Avatar Base: hildegarna@dA
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by buttons » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:25 pm

You get back a strange old man in a creepy iron mask, who won't stop yelling "ehhhh, sonny?" at you.

*puts in an aspirin*

User avatar
denimwriter
Stand-in
Stand-in
Posts: 29
Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:03 pm
Location: Immagination

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by denimwriter » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:43 pm

@buttons gets a limousine in Lisa Frank colors.

I will insert 2 penguin feathers and Gollum's Precioussssssss ring.

User avatar
Blu
Super star
Super star
Posts: 3619
Joined: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:39 pm
AKA: This says something different when you're not looking
Dolling Style: Pixel
Avatar Base: https://www.deviantart.com/loulabeiie
Location: Rerouting

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by Blu » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:07 pm

You receive a polar bear with eerily glowing red eyes...

I toss in a pair of old shoes.
Spoiler: show
ImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImage
we're all here
Image

User avatar
buttons
Super star
Super star
Posts: 1561
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:53 am
Dolling Style: Tool and Pixel
Avatar Base: hildegarna@dA
Contact:

Re: The vending machine game!

Post by buttons » Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:54 pm

You pull out a pair of new shoes... for clowns.

*puts in a sticky note*

Post Reply

Return to “The Casino”