The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby buttons » Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:44 pm

You are now so fast at replying that you always accidentally send really embarrassing messages to the wrong people.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby Krahka » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:29 pm

It's gone! And one better, your head is now incapable of feeling pain, so you'll never get headaches or anything else in your head ever again! Enjoy the brain damage from hitting your head on stuff and not realizing how hard you were hitting it because you didn't feel it!

I wish, I wish I had a fish.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby buttons » Tue Apr 07, 2015 4:57 pm

You have a fish! For a nose.

I wish I had my own house!
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby Blu » Mon May 04, 2015 11:34 pm

You have a house! A dollhouse fit for a thimble.

I wish my cat would get off me so I could go pee. >_<
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby buttons » Tue May 05, 2015 3:47 pm

Your cat gets off of you but when you go to pee you find that your toilet has been turned into another cat. YAY CATS!!

I wish I was less uncomfortable in social situations!
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby Blu » Tue May 05, 2015 5:23 pm

XD CATS!

You are no long uncomfortable in social situations, huzzah! So much so that you overtake the entire conversation and make it all about yourself, thus isolating and annoying anyone you talk to.

I wish someone would serve me food because I am lazy. >[
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby buttons » Tue May 05, 2015 6:21 pm

Someone serves you food... oops, I mean they serve you AS food. Wahahaha!

I wish I didn't have to be main cashier at work tomorrow.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby Blu » Tue May 05, 2015 10:41 pm

You don't have to be the main cashier because you're fired. /o/ Enjoy your day off!

I wish I had the motivation to write. :S
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby buttons » Wed May 06, 2015 7:35 pm

You have the motivation but you do not have hands.

I wish my feet didn't hurt!
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby Blu » Thu May 07, 2015 12:46 am

Your feet no longer hurt, but now the rest of you does. D:

I wish I had more ice cream. >[
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby buttons » Thu May 07, 2015 1:23 am

(That corrupted wish came truuuueeee! Cramps! You gave me cramps!)

You have more ice cream, BUT IT'S MELTED!

I wish my new nail polish would come already!
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby Blu » Thu May 07, 2015 3:54 pm

Your nail polish arrives! But it's all dried up and hard. :/

I wish I hadn't spent all my money on clothes. -_-
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby buttons » Thu May 07, 2015 5:44 pm

You didn't spend all of your money! You still have a penny left!

I wish I was better at concentrating.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby Consonanta » Mon Jun 08, 2015 1:59 am

You become adept at concentrating on the most insignificant of details, while the greater events in life elude you completely. Even on your deathbed, you prefer to concentrate on the ceiling, counting the small bumps as your family gathers around you, their sad murmurs falling upon deaf ears, their warm touches unnoticed. Breathing your last breath, the only thought occupying your mind is of the expanse of bumps trailing across the ceiling, as though they had been stars in your self-contained universe. Sobs erupt throughout the room, one after another, as the light in your eyes drains away, replaced by a glassiness. There were 73,092 bumps on the ceiling. You die a great concentrator.

I wish for an egg, to be donated to a good cause after my death.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby buttons » Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:09 pm

*crying laughter*

Ahem. Anyways: After your death an egg is donated to an excellent cause- a children's orphanage. One day they go to cook the egg and a bit of egg white drips beneath the stove's flame. All is fine for a little, but soon the slowly burning egg white catches flame, setting off a chain reaction of unfortunate events. Within minutes the entirety of the orphanage is burnt to a crisp. All because of that egg.

I wish for a lime popsicle!
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby Consonanta » Mon Jun 08, 2015 8:42 pm

That would have been my plan all along. :B

With an excited flourish, you tear open the packaging of the frozen treat. Little did you know there was a misspelling - you now have a lime poopsicle at your disposal.

I wish for eyebrows on fleek.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby buttons » Mon Jun 08, 2015 9:02 pm

Not again!

Tired of your eyebrows not being on fleek, you sign them away to be put on the eyebrow transplant list. You get a call- some poor girl burned off her eyebrows and needs a brow transplant, STAT! You feel a little bad that you don't have on-fleek eyebrows to donate, but you tell yourself that she should just be thankful that you are even giving her your eyebrows. The transplant is a success and you go on your merry way never having to stress about your eyebrows again. Months later you get an email- it's the girl, she's written a heartfelt thank-you for your sacrifice. She has attached a picture- there she is, with your eyebrows... and they're completely on fleek.

I wish my cat would stop peeing on my clothes.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby Consonanta » Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:47 am

Your cat will no longer soil your clothes, leaving you to undertake the task yourself. Incontinence is a terrible inconvenience. D:

I wish for your happiness.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby buttons » Mon Jun 15, 2015 7:41 pm

You get my happiness but you also get my incontinence...

I wish I had longer legs!
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby Consonanta » Wed Jun 17, 2015 4:28 am

Your legs are surgically removed from your body to allow the bones to be extended. However, they cannot be successfully reattached.

I wish for a refrigerator, filled with delicious watermelons for my personal consumption.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby buttons » Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:59 pm

You get the refrigerator and it is, indeed, filled with delicious watermelons all for you! You open it up, mouth watering, then walk away to grab a bowl for your watermelons... but when you open the fridge up again the watermelons are rotted and covered in flies! Weird.

I wish I could just stay home and do nothing for the rest of the week.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby denimwriter » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:53 pm

Your wish is coming to pass! However, Evil space monkeys have taken over the world and you are confined on house arrest for 10 years.

I wish I could live in Rivendell.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby Blu » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:12 pm

Your wish is miraculously granted! A white light surrounds you, moving from your feet upward, until you are blinded. You feel your body change and srhink. You are a snail. A snail that lives...in Rivendell!

I wish I wasn't sick. ~_~
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby Nunu » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:06 am

Wish granted, you're no longer sick, because you died. Just walk into the white light.... You walk towards the ethereal, serene light while a feeling of peace covers you like a warm blanket. But, what's this? Suddenly your legs become harder and harder to move, the weight of a thousand souls is pulling you down. You try to scream in fear as you realize what's happening, but your mouth is gone. Welcome to Hell!

I wish everyone would spay and neuter their cats and dogs, except for responsible breeders (so they don't become extinct). :o
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

Postby Blu » Fri Sep 15, 2017 2:15 pm

Nuni, why did you kill me!? DDD: And send me to Hell?! !? Dx

Your wish is granted! But now there are no more affordable dogs or cats, only purebreds...

I wish my wrists didn't hurt all the time ;-;
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